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Truckstopper 10 Points Send an Armored Truck off the deep end. Medal Stats.
Daily Driver 5 Points Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it. Medal Stats.
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Wave 5 5 Points Beat the 5th wave Medal Stats.
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Total Medals Earned: 310 (From 78 different games.)

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Trip to the Cop Shop

2009-05-08 02:11:49 by Lt-Kirby


Day before yesterday I was phoned by the police asking me to come in, and I asked what would happen if I didn't to which they replied I would be arrested.

For obvious reasons I went down there straight away. Next thing I know I'm being read my rights and being cautioned (i.e. the speach of "you do not have to say anything, but if you fail to say something which you later rely on in court it could harm your defence...bla bla bla bla).

Turns out because I was spotted at a scene of a crime just before it had happened and whitnesses identified me, I automatically was a suspect. After being questionned for over an hour and having to describe the entirity of my day, they finally realised that the places I had been along with the whitnesses I had when I was at those places, made it impossible for me to have committed the crime unless I could run as fast as Flash lol.

God knows why they couldn't just listen to me when they brought me in, instead of rambling on. The whole thing could have been cleared up in 10 minuets at the most.

P.S. Did I mention that I now hate the police even more then I did before? :P