Lt-Kirby

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Trip to the Cop Shop

Posted by Lt-Kirby May. 8, 2009 @ 2:11 AM EDT

Oh...My....God!

Day before yesterday I was phoned by the police asking me to come in, and I asked what would happen if I didn't to which they replied I would be arrested.

For obvious reasons I went down there straight away. Next thing I know I'm being read my rights and being cautioned (i.e. the speach of "you do not have to say anything, but if you fail to say something which you later rely on in court it could harm your defence...bla bla bla bla).

Turns out because I was spotted at a scene of a crime just before it had happened and whitnesses identified me, I automatically was a suspect. After being questionned for over an hour and having to describe the entirity of my day, they finally realised that the places I had been along with the whitnesses I had when I was at those places, made it impossible for me to have committed the crime unless I could run as fast as Flash lol.

God knows why they couldn't just listen to me when they brought me in, instead of rambling on. The whole thing could have been cleared up in 10 minuets at the most.

P.S. Did I mention that I now hate the police even more then I did before? :P

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May. 8, 2009 | 2:23 AM puppektion says:

That sounds awfully... suck

Sorry to hear that.


May. 8, 2009 | 6:36 AM xellon says:

awww
those stupid cops


May. 17, 2009 | 1:23 PM somemember says:

It's not just the cops; anout 90%+ of the people on Earth are just plain-out idiots (no offense to the idiots^^).

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